Thongs - HDQ Red & Black

🩴 These ain’t your average servo pluggers. The HDQ Red & Black Thongs are bush-ready, barra-deck safe, and slip on faster than a dog on scent. Whether you're leggin’ it across the sandbar, pacing at the pub, or takin' a leak off the tray, these grippy, cushy bastards have ya covered. Red splatter logo up top, HDQ pride underfoot, and zero fluff in between.

🔥 Ultra comfy – Like Havs, but made for blokes who wear dust, not designer
🔥 Bush tough – Won’t blow out when the dogs do
🔥 Grip for days – From tinny floors to servo tiles
🔥 HDQ artwork – Walk proud with every step

⚡ Get in quick—before your missus steals 'em for a boat day

🛒 Chuck a pair in the cart and stomp around like ya own the bush.